maz-z:

cl0ud-dust:

These shorts are getting weirder…

YOU MEAN BETTER.

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guy:

wtf is he supposed to be beating his meat

his apron literally says “food pun”

guy:

wtf is he supposed to be beating his meat

his apron literally says “food pun”

(Source: globegander)

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shitfestcomic:

#147 & #148

Kind of forgot to scan these earlier this week and set them up in the tumblr queue. So here they are right now, together. I’ll try making more of an effort with these in the coming weeks. Have a good night!

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People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic)

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thejunglenook:

drkrislynn:

biologizeable:

I can relate to this on every level

I think you mean why palentologists should always play video games.

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dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

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